Free Poop Hat Crochet Pattern

I was invited to my boyfriends "White Elephant" Christmas Party. I know most of the guys he works with so I figured I should come up with something epic. I couldn't find a good pattern for an amigurumi poop so I kind of had to come up with one myself. For the hat you can use just about any beanie pattern but this is basically how I made the "poop".

Ch2, 6sc in second from hook
R1: 2sc in each chain (12)
R2: *1sc, 2sc in next* repeat all the way around (18)
R3: *2sc, 2sc in next* repeat all the way around (24)
R4: *3sc, 2sc in next* repeat all the way around (30)
R5: *4sc, 2sc in next* repeat all the way around (36)
R6: *5sc, 2sc in next* repeat all the way around (42)
R7:    in back loops only, sc across (42)
R8-9: sc across (42)
R10: *5sc, 1dec* repeat all the way around (36)
R11: *4sc, 1dec* repeat all the way around (30)
R12: *3sc, 1dec* repeat all the way around (24)
R13:   in back loops only *3sc, 2sc in next* (30)
R14: *4sc, 2sc in next* repeat all the way around (36)
R15:   sc across (36)
R16: *4sc, 1dec* repeat all the way around (30)
R17: *3sc, 1dec* repeat all the way around (24)
R18: *2sc, 1dec* repeat all the way around (18)
R19: *1sc, 1dec* repeat all the way around (12)
R20:   1dec all the way around (6)
R21: 2sc in each chain (12)
R22: *1sc, 2sc in next* repeat all the way around (18)
R23: *1sc, 1dec* repeat all the way around (12)
R24:   1dec all the way around (6)
R25-26: sc across (6)
Tie off leaving a long tail.
Using the tail attach the poop to the hat.

I also used black and white pipe cleaners to make flies and attached them to the poop part (to help those people that don't get it at first glance)


If you guys find any errors in the pattern please let  me know so I can correct them.